Posted 1 week ago

5sosisaddicting:

Heartbreak Girl with the bass boosted and the background vocals louder ♡ earphones are recommended

Posted 1 week ago

green-eyes-love:

myheartiswholocked:

i-am-fandomstuck:

terezi-minaj:

vinvin-vinny:

batlock:

captorgasm:

m4ge:

microwavewife:

estebanjulioricardodelarosa:

coxinyoface:

imreallyrandom:

The Walmart game.

Hmm..

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I dont know if I can top that.

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hold on I got this

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i would totally get this. 

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omfg

this is my favourite post on tumblr

IT GOT BETTER

(Source: chasingcenturies)

Posted 1 week ago

whatawonderfulwaytokill:

it doesn’t matter whether or not you’re an ashton girl because deep down, everyone is an ashton girl [part ii] [part i]

Posted 1 week ago

lasht-n:

first, ashton took a lil peek through your dash, just to check everything was alright, then they all wanted to have a look, then calum the destroyer comes along and ruins your whole fucking dashboard

(original posts x/x/x

Posted 2 weeks ago

starstruckirwin:

THIS IS IMPORTANT. VERY VERY IMPORTANT.

Posted 2 weeks ago

smut-wonderland:

Guys this is important reblog

Posted 3 weeks ago

klassyluke:

sleepy 5sos i hATE EVERYTHING

Posted 4 weeks ago

5saucebanger:

I don’t think you understand how bad I’m laughing right now!

Posted 4 weeks ago
Posted 4 weeks ago

best-of-funny:

phil-is-my-cat:

cryonetics:

awesomeandallthat:

markfuckface:

raisedyoufromperdition:

phil-is-my-cat:

dead8ug:

mark-fuckface:

I was just watering my plants when suddenly the camera turned on I’m not a model I swear

Sir that is a hamburger.

i think this is the best post ever ok

WHY IS EVERY SINGLE CABINET OPEN 

i’ve gotten a ton of people asking me why the cabinets are open and i have no clue tbh my house is stoned as heck or something like dang

are we just going to ignore the drawn on abs or

…why are there banana’s hanging next to your can opener…?

iT KEEPS GETTING BETTER EACH TIME

Posted 4 weeks ago

Periods in a Nutshell

  1. Period: Your stomach hurts.
  2. Period: No it doesn't, eat everything.
  3. Period: Why did you eat all the things, your stomach hurts!
  4. Period: No it doesn't, there's a plate of brownies. Eat them.
  5. Period: Your uterus is pulsing. Change position twenty times to see if that helps.
  6. Period: You want to fuck him.
  7. Period: No you don't, kill him.
  8. Period: You're bored. Let's literally cry about that, shall we?
  9. Period: Never mind, just find people and kill them.
Posted 1 month ago

"michael isn’t even hot"

irwindreams:

hA

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well ok

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if u say so

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hes v unhot

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not even the slightest warm

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nope

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nothing

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cold as ice

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ur right

Posted 1 month ago

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

Posted 1 month ago

super-who-locked-in:

guardianofscrewingup:

consultingmoosecaptain:

heartsmadeoutofstrings:

Remember all the times that your heart was ripped from your chest?

Disney movies (and others like it) taught us how to love, how to cherish life and how powerful death can be. At a young age, these were very important lessons.

YOU MOTHERFUCKER TOY STORY THREE CAME OUT WHEN I WAS 18 AND I BALWED LIKE A BABY YOUNG AGE MY FOOT

True fact, when I saw Toy Story 3 the theater was packed with teens and young adults and not a child in sight.

Every one of them was bawling by the end of the movie.

The fuck thought it was a good idea to put every single emotionally traumatising childhood moment in the same gifset??!!!!

Posted 1 month ago

carolamoran:

Unshaved and Dark haired Michael PLEASE! HE LOOK HOT AS F**K!! CAN WE PLEASE HAVE HIM BACK!?